*walk to ya nearest barber & slams this photo on the table*
gimme this fuckkin swag.
*dont break eye contact*
I QUIT Y’ALL TODAY!
if i fuck a dude on a wednesday at 5:01pm it dont count bodies only count during business hours
I wonder if body counts have double XP weekends
I gotta recalculate
if you fucked a girl.on a saturday after 8pm she dont count because you dont remember her
if its before 8pm -1/2
What about holidays?
vacation bodies don’t count.
free nights and weekends
I’m pretty sure the author didn’t expect anyone to get that far in the book.
ur girl quickly close my tagged/me tab when u walk in the room